Now you and your family can be a part of this new Bass Lake tradition . . .

. . . a memory that lasts. Call the Marina for details (559) 642-3200.

Saturday September 6th, 2025
The Marina Bar and Grill at Bass Lake, 6 to 9:00 PM.

Customer Appreciation End of Season Luau

Come Join us for HUGE Discounts and Live Music from Wild Hare! All kinds of specials and deals . . .

Come Join us this Friday & Saturday Night! Party both nights 12 to 9. Luau is Saturday. Enjoy good eats, live music & great deals. Don’t forget to wear your best Hawaiian shirt on Saturday night for a chance to win the big prize! See you here both nights!

Wishing You and Yours All the Best in 2025!

Daytona, Ben, Tommy, Tammy, and Fammy

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Vibe with us this 4th of July 2025 at Bass Lake Waterfront Marina Bar & Grill with Live Music Daily . . .

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Join us for fun-filled festivities Lakefront at The Marina Bar and Grill.

Show your family and friends how Red, White and Cool you can be. A Star Spangled Shindig that’s Fire-crackin’ Fun right on the water. BBQ includes…

All You Can Eat Ribs

BBQ Chicken

Tri-Tip

Potato Salad

Rice

Green Beans

Summer Salad

and A S’mores Cake/Pie!

Also a fantastically free photo booth to capture the evening. A hula dance contest (show us your moves, grandma). And a “Most Festive Costume Contest” for people AND Pets, with Prizes an Live Music.

Reserve your table today before we sell out!

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Doors Open at 5:30 pm!

Event is approximately from 6-9:30 pm.

WHAT TO SEE

Fireworks, Hula Costumes and Festive 4th of July Wear!

WHAT TO DO

Play Corn Hole

Take Photos in Our Complementary Photo Booth

Compete in Our Most Festive Costume Contest for People and Pets

Or Join In On Our Hula Dance Off!

WHAT TO BRING

Bring the Kids and the Dog!

WHAT TO WEAR

Your Most Festive ‘Merica Clothing!

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COME EXPERIENCE THIS GREAT ANNUAL FAMILY EVENT . . .

Wishing you and yours all the best in 2024!

Tommy, Tammy, and Fammy

2 paid 3 hour sessions left. Marina Grill is in Bass Lake, featuring music from 12-3 and 6-9 all summer long, 7 days a week. We value the vibe that live music offers our guests.

We are located at Bass Lake Boat Rentals right in the middle of town.

If interested, please send a demo with contact information to basslakeboatrentals@gmail.com.

Happy New Year 2021 at last! Where else can we go but up?!

Missed it? CLICK HERE for DAILY LIVE MUSIC LINEUP at the Bass Lake Marina Bar & Grill.

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OUTDOOR.

SAFE.

SOCIALLY DISTANT.

FAMILY FUN!!

3rd Rock will be doing their magic tonight! 6PM to 9 PM. Be here..

3rd Rock Live. Saturday, August 8th. 6 to 9 PM.

GO THE SOCIAL DISTANCE!

Bass Lake Watersports Boat Rentals
The Pines Resort Marina
54406 Marina Drive Rd 432
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P.O. Box 222
Bass Lake CA 93604
559-642-3200

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On a recent trip to Florida, I was on a mission to buy some Marina Grill bling. I wanted to dress it up with some parrots, flamingos and signs. It was bothering me that it didn’t have the look that I wanted to bring to guests. It needed more bling. More Shizzle. It was kinda like dry, white toast, and I wanted a Thomas’ English Muffin.

So I wanted to go shopping in stores with people that live the life, not online at a store with a South America Jungle store name.

No, not a Python. Not a Rain-Forest. And certainly not an Amazon.

So I set my heart on Key Largo and all the neat mom and pop stores that have Davy Jones Locker kinda stuff. I’d like to be, under the sea, in an Octopus’s Garden kinda stuff, less the drugs (well, ummm, this is a PG rated article).

Years ago I passed a really cool store in Key Largo that I had my heart set on.

You know the store.

It’s the kind of store that has 200 feet of road front, and somehow has 300 feet of trinkets.

The kind of store that entices you to steer your car off the road, cut everyone off, and piss the locals off.

This store had the ‘it’ factor, and I was determined to go there and return, well, broke.

But, all the sudden Covid hit, and the entire Keys were shut down. No entrance without a drivers’ license with a Monroe County address. Crap! Really?

I figured I’d wait it out. Surely they will open it up in a few days.

Tic-tok, tik-tok. Surely it will open in a few weeks. Tik-tok, tik-tok. But noooooo.

So I started studying Biology to try to come up with a vaccine. I enrolled in an online course to learn more about infectious diseases. I mean, after all, I needed my bling, and this Covid thing can’t be that difficult, can it. If I quickly find a cure, I can get my trinkets, my bling, and a small side benefit would be that I saved the world.

Drop the mike!

Well, that proved to be more difficult than I imagined.

So I needed a plan B. I wasn’t going home empty handed.

So I scoured the internet, and found a cool store….ummm, right around the corner from me in Ft. Myers. About a minute away.

Best part, it was Veteran Owned and Operated.

That’s where I met Flossie, a beautiful 6 foot metal Pink Flamingo.

It was love at first site.

She was so pretty, standing there, tall, pink, smiling. Beautiful eyes…and that nose, I just can’t get enough of that nose.

I quickly scoured the yellow pages for divorce lawyers. How would this work out? Would my kids accept her? Does she know accounting? Can she wait tables? All for $300 bucks.

Definitely cheaper than my wife.

You get the picture.

After coming to my senses, I purchased Flossie and a bunch of her smaller friends and guess what, they delivered to our rental house free. Sweet!

I thought I got one over on them. $300 for Flossie and free delivery? I’m in. I’ll take two!

I soon realized why they delivered. My wife saw it coming. Like Nostradamus.

6 feet of flossie and 3 feet of car.

I’m not good at math, but that doesn’t add up. See, my wife jumped on a plane and blamed it on Covid.

It was that, or drive 3000 miles with me, listening to me bitch about no room in the car, and traffic, for days. Oh, did I mention I have a Hyundai Elantra?

Like I said in an earlier letter, my wife’s smart. Real smart. Way ahead of me. Damn. Got me again.

So it was Flossie and me cross country (intentionally grammatically incorrect). Kinda like “Thelma and Louise”, “Bonnie and Clyde”, “You Only Live Once”. No problem, it’s gonna be fun.

A little windshield time will do me some good. Allow me to gather my thoughts.

Now, how do I get all this stuff in this small car?

And all my wife’s clothes. And her shoes. And Gifts. And Flossies friends.

I tried shoving Flossie in the car. No Go!

I ruffled her feathers, and she didn’t fit. Legs were sticking out of the trunk.

That won’t work. I figured somewhere in Alabama or Mississippi I might be arrested for kidnapping.

So I looked into getting a sunroof. Pretty smart, Huh?

But then I thought, what if I hit rain. Scratch that Idea.

Pretty good visual, though, me going cross country with a 6 foot pink flamingo sticking out of my sunroof. Might not make it out of Texas. Especially with California plates.

So I set out to chop of her legs, and weld them when I got home. Simple hacksaw should do it. $5.99 at Walmart. I got this!

Three hours later, I might have scratched her legs. Hacksaw is not gonna do it.

Then I went to Harbour Freight and purchased a large pipe cutter for $89.99. Ok, this will do it.

When I got back to Flossie at the rental house, I realized how stupid I was, as a pipe cutter has to rotate around, and her legs wouldn’t allow this. They wouldn’t let me return it, as you guessed it, Covid. It had to be sent to the manufacturer.

Ok, back to Walmart. I purchased a cordless saws-all for $129.99. They’re not gonna get me again…I bought blades along with it.

Got back to the rental house, and bam, no battery.

Back to Walmart, and for $59.99 I got a battery AND a charger.

Back to the rental house and after a 30 minute charge, her legs came off like butter.

I felt like I hit the lottery.

Like a kid in a candy store.

My neighbor strolled over, and asked what I was doing. I explained to him my quest, and he said he would have lent me his saws-all.

See, I made friends with him ’cause he met WINTER TOMMY!

Oh well, better luck next time.

So I have $285.96 in my $300 Flossie for a total of $585.96. Pretty smart, huh.

Anyway, I need to feed Flossie and see if she wants to go out tonight. Don’t tell Tammy.

See you soon,
Tom

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Bass Lake Watersports Boat Rentals
The Pines Resort Marina
54406 Marina Drive Rd 432
Click for Map
P.O. Box 222
Bass Lake CA 93604
559-642-3200